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THE FUTURE OF FUNCTIONAL ENERGY

IS ALREADY HERE.

Metabolic Brain Fuel. Backed by Science.

Kenetik
5Issued Patents
D-BHBBioidentical Ketone Platform
2024First Commercial Year
CGOCliff's Role

Overview

Kenetik

Kenetik is a science-led functional beverage built on a patented bioidentical D-BHB ketone platform protected by five issued patents. It delivers clean, sustained cognitive and physical energy without the crash.

Cliff joined Kenetik as a principal investor, Chief Growth Officer, and Board Member, bringing his distribution playbook and influencer network to a brand with genuine scientific differentiation.

Kenetik is on a steep growth trajectory, positioning itself as the premium choice for high performers who demand more from their energy.

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